Timebender isn’t just a nickname — it’s the perfect label for someone who warps every conversation into glorious mayhem.
We’re loud. We’re mean. We roast each other until one of us is wheezing on the floor.
Insults fly like they’re love languages. We push every button just to see what explodes.
And yet — underneath all the sarcasm, fake betrayals, and “you’re actually the worst” energy —
there’s iron-clad trust. Real check-ins. Late-night talks about relationships falling apart, faith, money stress, drama, and life just generally imploding.
The humor can get brutal. The advice can cut deep. But it always comes from someone who actually gives a damn.
No fake “everything’s fine” nonsense here. Just two people who can be annoying, vulnerable, stupid, and 100% real with each other — and still show up every time it matters.
It’s not soft. It’s not polished.
It’s honest, loyal, and louder than it has any right to be.
Him telling me he “cheated on me” (and the absolute meltdown that followed)
Us collectively rage-quitting TGC like it owed us money
That one cursed Discord message that still haunts me in 4K
Me forgetting how to spell basic words mid-argument (iconic)
Thanks for being the friend who can call me trash one minute
and talk me off a ledge the next.
Thanks for never letting things get too serious…
and for always being there when they do.
Here’s to more years of savage roasts, questionable life choices,
and the kind of loyalty that doesn’t need to be loud to be real.
Still your favorite annoyance 🖤🕰️